im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
how does kidz bop make enough money to keep making cds
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
i told my friends about this and they said no…
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
a rocket to the moon breaking up
What's the worst trouble you got into at school?
- Austin Carlile: Mr. Gale's class. I was choking on gum and I was tying to like tell him to help me cause I was like choking on gum like dieing and he was like, 'Austin! That's a mark!' So he made a mark on the board and I was like, 'kgujhdjghik!' Like trying to talk and he goes, 'That's a mark!' And makes a second mark and I'm like, 'Aaahhhhh!' and I start banging on the table. 'That's a mark!' The third mark goes on the board and he says, 'Go out of the room.' And I didn't know what to do so I took my shirt off and threw my desk and I was like, 'Aaahhh!' And I finally did this *puts his hands up to his throat* and that's the sign for choking. And Mr. Gale gives me the heimlich maneuver and I cough up my gum and I go WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK!
There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.
